DEnMarKK is a type of phnoodle that lives inside cheese. It is widely known that cheese gives you herpes and that Denmark is the phnoodle that inhabits your scrotum when you pee. Denmark is in fact the name of the fattest country in the world and aims to take over the KFC world some day.
Denmark is now the most American country as well. More so if you consider how un-American America is nowadays... I think America is Denmark. Most people do because of the recent brain pollutant called ICDGBYID.