Death Cheese

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Death Cheese is the easy way to get death. All you need to do is eat it, and you'll soon experience one of the most cheesy deaths imaginable.

Instructions[edit]

Death Cheese can be created when:

  • An apple and a pencil try to kill eachother - the pencil sings a song as the apple tries to do the can can. They both realize that they can't do the can can and die. A person steps on them and some death cheese falls from the sky.
  • Flobbiejoben - read up on sanity to learn how to make death cheese with this epic poem.

HELLLOOOOOO Why people use Death Cheese[edit]

How should I know? Read death. people use death cheese to eat pastrami coz it is AMAZIINNGGGG. the endd. also grace is kindaa amazing at Irish accentsss :-) yeyy we love death cccheessse ROSHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNIII IS M,Y NAME

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