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Death is a course available to GCSE and A level students. Most high brow students decline the offer of death due to its lack of prestige in Universities. Death is easy to pass and only requires your soul parting with your corpse. Death is also the name of a popular celebrity who jovially steals peoples' souls on weekends. You can also get Death from eating Death Cheese and bringing it on down.

Most important fact of five seals is: NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME!!!

Death and Time[edit]

Death has close connections with time. They can be used together to form deathtime, which is used since 2107i. Time is used with death using the powerful RANDOM+++ computer in the forest.

Flavors of death[edit]

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The most common flavors of death are:

  • Grilled salsa
  • Salt & Vinegar
  • Ranch dressing
  • Garlic

Though, local variations occur. Most notably, the most popular flavor of death in Mexico is Music. In Europe, death is most commonly served with a cold tomato soup, otherwise unflavored or pickled.