Dead babies
Dead... Babies.
Dead babies are the world's largest supply of humour juice, closely followed by Germaine Greer's left eyeball. They are also the world's most edible substance, voted for in Ungweeatdeadbabies weekly.
It is well known that Placenta Cuisine serves dead babies when they don't have goat placentas available for purchasing from the ever-popular McDonald's and its incestuous, illegitimate offspring Istealfromafricanpeople Inc.
"Before I ate a dead baby, i was a yellow bellied songwriter with only mediocre inspiration. Now I'm a full onion. I do not want fries with that."
(P.S: BOOBSIlolcurseword)
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