It is well known that Placenta Cuisine serves dead babies when they don't have goat placentas available for purchasing from the ever-popular McDonald's and its incestuous, illegitimate offspring Istealfromafricanpeople Inc.
"Before I ate a dead baby, i was a yellow bellied songwriter with only mediocre inspiration. Now I'm a full onion. I do not want fries with that."
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