David Bowie

      Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time

And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? ~ Only time

David Bowie was a starman (was he a being?), possibly born in a suburb of London, elsewhere in Bighton or Brixton. He was

of no age, because he - depending on his income after tax - changes his physical appearance from time to time. This is of no means a resembling of the behaviour of the Comte de Saint-Germain because Cembalo is the Comte and he knows better.

Teletubbies

Main Article: Is David Bowie a Teletubby?

Nope.

Areaology

Main Article: Areaology

I really shouldn't even bring this up...

And then there's

• Bowieism