Das Pussyvator is an 18-R rated direct-to-video release that occasionally gets shown on the Big Boy's Channel. However, you can also view it on YouTube thanks to their recent allowance of explicit material. Yeah! It's rumoured by diehard fans that a hidden link on the Wikipedia page for "cats" leads to a director's cut of the movie. The leaking of these secrets is thought to behind the mysterious disappearance of the lead actor's genitals.
Directed by Senor Spielbergo, most of the film was shot in Mexico though external shots were filmed on location in Sam Allardyce's back yard, Bolton. Allardyce himself makes an appearance as a footstool, whilst his dog plays a dog peeing on a footstool.
At the end of the film, one or more people are blown up by a passing caravan bomb which ran loose from the Top Gear car park; one or more people may have survived. The doomed survivors whittled down the few hours til their deaths by violently defecating and then consuming their deceased felllow cast.
- Fear not, madam. Das Pussyvator shall s
have your pussy.
- Pasta la Blister, gravy.
- That's supposed to be a cat?
- You put your third leg in, you take your third leg out, In Out In Out Shake it all the about, ja?
- I love the smell of German Lycra in the morning
- Eat my asshole your cunt rag ass hitler cock
Das Pussyvator in pop culture
- In Season 2, episode 3 of The Simpsons, Das Pussyvator can be seen playing on a TV at 3:20. It's also the only Simpsons episode that Bart chooses to keep a mobile phone in his short pocket.
- In Tom and Jerry: The Movie 43, Tom watches Das Pussyvator whilst drinking a pint of full cream milk. Jerry is seen briefly in the background as a stage hand enticed into the action.
- That guy on the radio mentioned it once. I heard it [citration needed].