Dame Edna Everage
A Threat to your
type-writer with a phone attached your communist your strike through computethingie.
Dame Etna Everidge is definitely a threat to the above. Once she has wooed your firewall into submission with your spyware and virus protection as his/her/it's bits on the side, she will attempt to play a rampant game of lego soldiers with your computer.
Generally this doesn't work because your computer is like drunk and is currently appearing offline. It explodes into a thousand pizzas leaving you
bored and frustrated as you have exam leave and feel like crap decapitated.