Daft Punk

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Daft Punk is the generic name given to the style of silly looking rebellious individuals. Although not as popular as 'Emo' or 'iMerican', Daft SPunk is the fastest growing teenage sect, slightly ahead of 'Gay'.

Daft Punks are found mainly in the Camden area, although they have been spotted as far out as Jupiter or as close as my house, my house.

"I swear it was THIS big!" "Really, Winthorpe?"

READ THIS PLZ KTHNX[edit]

"We is ghetto lol" "Really, Winthorpe?"

Daft Punks are known partly for their stupidly big hair and cheap fake leather jackets, but mainly for their clown shoes and giant green diseased ears. It is believed that Daft Punkism was first brought to Britain by Samuel Jackson, when he came here to marry Prince Harry. The first person to emulate Sam.U.L.Jackson was a creepy little Christian known only as Testostereich, and soon after this, his camp friend MrMetalFLower. From there, it spread violently quickly accross the south-east (86 people were killed after being slammed by the spreading of Daft Punk), and eventually reached the north, where the people shunned the idea, saying it was silly. Experts say we should shank the Lord it never reached Scotland, as that would have brought about the end of the world. AROUND THE WORLD?!

"I have a rash" "Really, Winthorpe?"
"Pull my finger!" "Fuck off, Winthorpe"
"Are you even listening to me?!" "Really, Winthorpe?"
"Is that a mongoose?" "Why are you even still here Winthorpe? The restraining order was very clear."
"Resorting to default setting: CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY." "Really Winthorpe?"

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

I GOT THAT POWER!!!! ...SORRY, I GOT CARRIED AWAY. OOPSIE DAISIES.

Around the world[edit]

around the world.

AAAAAAAAA!

What? HARDER BETTER FASTER STONGER...eeee

Really, winthorpe?

work it make it do it makes us

harder better faster stronger

more Than hour our never

ever after work is over

DAFT PUNK LOL[edit]

"... *shuts down* " "Look Winthorpe, you're dead. What a relief I thought it would never end!"

HARDER BETTER FASTER STONGER BLAH BLAH REALLY WINTHORPE? OH YEAH WINTHORPE, WORK IS... OVER!