“IMA GET ME SUM O DEM JAWZ”
~ Your mom on DEM JAWZ
BUT U ENT GOT NO LIFE INSURANCE, LOL
DEM JAWZ was invented in 2456 as a contraceptive for furries who like to dress up as sharks while doing whatever it is they do. (i.e. sex). Ok, it's sex. One look at DEM JAWZ and they penises run away and enlist in teh Swiss military.
Don't confuze DEM JAWZ wit DEM JEWZ, which are much more deadly.
CAN I HAZ DEM JAWZ
WHY U GONE PUT UR PICKLEZ ON MAH CHIZZBURGER!1111 Y'al put chizz on mah chizzburger! How many timez i gon tell u chizz is for the orphans who live down by the docks and has to eat discarded CO2 cylinders to pay for theys alimonies and feed they starvin family of inside-out kangaroo rats! Prepare for battle!! Bring out T3h Elefants. Ok, so they're just baby elefants. Which are still pretty big and green. BUT THEY EN'T GOT DEM JAWZ.
OMG ITS DEM JEWZ QUICK GET IN THE CAR!!