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WELCOME TO 123 NEWS. D.I.A.B.L.O. stands for Died In A Boob Licking Orgey. It is frequently used by players in EXTREME games. It is invented by a kid called Sir Uranus. It can make you a Homo.
tisarticallsux - What? A Homo? DubyaBush - I never said that tisarticallsux - BUTT ITZ IN TEH ARTIKALL DubyaBush - I refuse to believe you tisarticallsux - WUTEVAH END
Ahem Anyways saying D.I.A.B.L.O. will make Communist plushies the coolest people in Earth. Way cooler. Yea...way way way way way cooler than you even if youre at the bottom of the food chain.
MAOZILLA - COMMUNISM TEH SUX...NERF sumguy1001 - BUT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST (CAP LOCK FOR TEH LOSE) MAOZILLA - I NEVER SAID I WAS A COMMUNIST sumguy1001 - Maozilla UR PROFILE MAOZILLA has logged off sumguy1001 - PUSSY END
Alright, we're going to Pero for live coverage on the history and usage of D.I.A.B.L.O.... *thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump* (a woman moans) Oh yeah. WHAT THE FUCK PERO YOU'RE LIVE.
HOW IT GOT INVENTED
It was invented by a kid called Sir Uranus. We do not know if he even exist. Frequent usage started in 0 AD by a group of Neolithic people. Archeologists have decided that they made grunting and farting noises and this noise was D.I.A.B.L.O. After more research Einstein and other super nerds have agreed that this was how D.I.A.B.L.O. was started. Furthermore even the kid next door says so.
HOW TO USE IT
For you illiterates out there, in order to use D.I.A.B.L.O. press D then . then I then . then A then . then B then . then L then . then O. There! Congratulations you just made your first word. Now press enter and tell everyone they died in a boob licking ogre. They will then say 'What the fuck?'. Then you stab them.
WHO USES THIS WORD
It is used by everyone especially gamers. It had been approved by doctors that saying one D.I.A.B.L.O. a day keeps the smelly doctors away. "Saying D.I.A.B.L.O. make you immortal!!111!" according to a wrapped-up red-eyed Asian test subject who died a second later.
RETURNING TO 123 NEWS
Well that's all the news for today...you have been watching 123 News! OH WOW A GUY GOT RUNNED OVER BY A PIMPMOBILE! PERO YOU'RE LIVE!
(*scream*) (*more scream*) (*even more scream*) HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HES RUNNING PEOPLE OVER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Eh...he he he...we have a technical difficulty
DUN DUN DUNNA NA (undecipherable) (undecipherable)DUN DUN DUNNA NA TITICAKES FOR YOU NA NA NA NA(undecipherable) (undecipherable)DOO DOO DA DOO WE TAKE YOU TO HELL BOO BA BOO DA(undecipherable) (undecipherable)LA LA LOO LA
anynomous1 - YOU MISPLELLED QUESTIONS MORNO QESTTIONZ - WTF IS MORNO anynomous1 - YO MOMMA anynomous101101 - Umm...what's DIABLO stand for again? QESTTIONZ - READ THE FUCKING MANUAL anynomous101101 - Eh...where do I get that? anynomous101101 has been banned anynomous1 - ell oh ell muthafuckas anynomous1 has been kicked QESTTIONZ - ANY MORE QESTTIONZ wiiwii - How the hell can you die in a boob licking ogre? QESTTIONZ - CUZ THEY PUT YOU IN THEIR BOOBS AND LICK YOU TO DEATH wiiwii - Eww... anynomous1 has logged on anynomous1 has been kicked anynomous1 has logged on anynomous1 has been banned wiiwii - I r leaving wiiwii has logged off QESTTIONZ has logged off Server shutting down in 10 9 8 3 2 1 Shutting down...
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My 5 year old watched it all
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