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The Ctrl key is the only key added by popular demand.

This was done to accomodate people with extreme OCD and supervillains wanting to take over the world or just someone's website or Facebook page. Note that there are usually two such keys on a keyboard, since both of either very large group like to hit Ctrl all the time. If you ever find a used laptop or computer with its Ctrl keys missing, you can be sure it was once owned by someone with OCD who has only bought it for its keys, or by a supervillain thinking small by taking over the world one keyboard at a time.