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“Made from real birds”

“Crowbars tear things apart”

~ Captain Obvious is observant

“So, this crow walks into a crowbar. When he comes to... ”

“Will this work? I got a crowbar. I got a crowbar. A crowbar. Crowbar. Crow. Bar.”

~ Peter Griffin, Family Guy

“Did you ever get a crowbar stuck when trying to pry something open? Then you have to get another crowbar to loosen the first crowbar. What's up with that?”

~ every Seinfeld episode ever written

“I had a crowbar that I left outside once. When I got home, all these dyslexic cows were trying to drink it.”

~ Shecky Halfwitz