Croissant

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Recent History of the Croissant[edit]

(Some Sources Sited, Others Need Doing)[edit]

WOAH BOY! I HAVEN'T HAD A CROISSANT IN AGES I NEED TO GO GET A CROISSANT LIKE NOW!


Biological Structure[edit]

(Metaphysical and Tertiary)[edit]

THIS CROISSANT LOOKS TOO GOOD IM GONNA BITE RIGHT INTO THE CRUNCHY/CHEWY QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT OF AWESOME!


Mating habits[edit]

(Selective Breeding Programs and in the Wild)[edit]

WHOA THIS CROISSANT TASTES BETTER THAN SEX IM NOT KIDDING SEX IS KINDA BLAND COMPARED TO THIS CROISSANT!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!![edit]

(Saaaaaaaaaaay What?)[edit]

Not on my croissant you don't.

As you may have realised, I'm speaking ironicly and wish croisants nothing but good feelings. Croissants, don't ever change.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Croissant, or simply go here.

See Also[edit]

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