~ Cool-Aidon Cranberry Man
“Did I hear the distinct sound of a villain in need of distracting by delicious cranberry juice and some Tender-Loving-Care? It's my time to shine!”
“Quick Muffin Boy to the Cranberry Cave! - you mean your mother's basement? - ...yes”
~ "Cranberry Man" and his sidekick "The Buttered Muffin"
“So what do you do when you see someone in need of rescue? Do you drop everything, don the costume of Cranberry Man, and save the day? - No, I just call the police. - But I thoug- - Dude you watch way too much TV.”
~ A loyal fan and Cranberry Man
- This is a direct insult to your pride.
- IF you do not find it sufficiently insulting, call toll free.
CRANBERRY MAN had a sausage link
CRANBERRY MAN drank it with pen ink
Hat man! Hat man! Popcorn mayonaise, baseball bat!
CRANBERRY MAN shoved his foot in his nose
CRANBERRY MAN had lobotomy rose
- THIS IS A DIRECT INSULT TO YOUR PRIDE
- IF YOU DO NOT FIND IT
- INSuLTING, CALL TOLL FREE