Paige is crabby because her dog ran away from her drunk sisters. Paige.... PAT....PaIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paige is crabby[edit]
Paige will snap at you if you are too fat or tree-trunk-like. Paige is still crabby. CRABBY. Maybe... if you beleive that. SHe iS a C-R-A-B?