Cowboy Curtis

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Cowboy Curtis is a friend of Pee-Wee Herman. While recovering from a fall and a badly creased cowboy hat suffered at a Dwight Yoakum concert, he met Herman at a NAACB (Not Actually All Crazy Boneheads) mixer and the two hit it off immediately. While visiting Herman, he pretended to accept the advances of Miss Yvonne when in reality, he was falling in love with Jambi the Genie. When given Pee-Wee's wish, Curtis mumbled what he wanted, and instead of "happiness", was given "a penis".