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This article is about the dead body. For the soon-to-be dead body, see you.

The smell of rotting corpses is always delightful on a summer morning, when the birds are all alight.

Bleeding Corpses[edit]

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Corpses that are still bleeding are the best to eat because this means they are still freshly killed. Other corpses are mostly too old, though the decomposition does give them a nice flavor.