Cookie Monster

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Cookie Monster is a big blue creature that appears on Sesame Street. He also does guest vocals on many death metal recordings.

He is considered a role model for children. Once seen constantly eating cookies and other apparently inedible things, the Cookie Monster was sent to a Chinese re-education camp and now advocates healthy eating habits. Today, when children sit down for lunch, they will say, "Me eat manhole cover now!," permanently ruining their teeth, voiceboxes and English language skills all at once.