“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies”
Conservapedia is an awesome wiki with banning people and lasers and banhammers and conceited admins (not unlike our own and stuff and things and conservation and nice things and Jesus and -- OH GOD I'LL JUST BE STRAIGHT WITH IT CONSERVAPEDIA IS TEH BEST WIKI EVAR OMG POLITIC EXTRMEiems!N*@09urh8f923jfm
They're so very yummy, and they come in many flavors. Conservapedia.. does not come in many flavors...
It doesn't make sense.
Everything must now come in flavors.
Xelaqwertygshhjkl demands it.