Cons are cons. Here are the pros and cons of cons.
Pros of Cons
- Cons are a cheap, reliable form of insulation.
- Conning people earns money.
- Conning money earns people.
- Cons are both tasty and nutritous.
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Cons of Cons
- Cons are dishonest.
- Cons counter pros, which is bad.
- Cons conned my grandma, and now she's funding Al-Qaeda.
- All your base are belong to us.