Computers Smart Enough
This is a lame joke. I'm abandoning it.
The rest of this article will be an open letter to the moon.
- Dear Moon,
- It's always nice to look up at the night sky and see you up there. You are shiny, round, and comforting. Sort of like a giant dime. But I have a headache tonight, so I'd appreciate it if you just avoided Maine, and maybe the entire east coast. I don't want to be approached by bright lights. Even if they are in the sky. I just don't want it to happen.
- Inmate #2453
And now for the response:
- Dear Inmate #2453
- You've gotta be kidding me.
- The Moon
And now, a blunt statement.
People enjoy music because it repeats itself and because they can control it.
And now, a blunt instrument.
And now, the title of this article:
- 'Computers Smart Enough
And now, the title of this article as it should have been:
- 'Computers Smart Enough to Not Print the Letters that Should Not be Sent
In other words, leash.