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“Christians of all lands, unite!”
He took the hammer and sickle and raised it on high, saying "This is My Political Philosophy, to govern the
Kingdom Peoples Republic of My Father, God the Father. Govern thus, in memory of Me. Amen." Communist Jesus attributes to Satan the oppressive nature of capitalism. He shall return in His glorious second coming to establish the Holy Soviet of the Proletariat.