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In, like, 1857 some guy was like "shouldn't every body be equal?" That's when the black helicopters came but the ideal lives on forever. Oops, well anyways his name was Marx. Then,Lenin attempted this fantasy. So he got a gun and blew up capitalist and evil people. Russia "R" became "CCCP" (Cheesy Chunks of Craptactular Potato).
Oopsy. 'Kay, in like 1989 the CCCP was falling apart so they were like "Ah Mother Land!" and decided to go out with a bang. But right before that guy pushed the Big Shiny Red Button they decided to invade the USA. The United States of Imerica was briefly known as the CCCP2 as a result of the Cold War.
OK, now we got to tell you about commieism.
In a world of melons and bannas! The Low class banna must rise up to the captilist pig Pissaplle heads and utter a world age of melon assiable bulidings! With our goiant penises we can blow up the world of apples!
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