Commander Riker

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Riker is just going along for the ride here, kissing up to you-know-who.

Yup, just another cardboard cutout on the bridge of the Enterprise. Sure, he likes women with big hair and plays lousy trombone, but what else does he have? Sure, you are going to be all repressed and everything working under the that shiny-domed type-A psychopath Captain Picard. But the position is supposed to be about learning the ropes so you can run your own starship as a psychopath one day.

So, MUTINY!!! You know you want to. Get Worf to help, I'm sure he'll be agreeable to finally dumping old Careless the Mexican Hairless. You know that rescuing him from the Borg was a bad idea. Give him back and all your problems will be solved.