Come On Eileen
“Johnny Ray invented Reggae”
“No Kelly, he invented gay marriage”
While this is often thought to be just another Bill Clinton memo, Come On Eileen is actually supposed to be about sex with space aliens. The confusion comes about from the way Irish pronounce "alien". The clue is provided by the music video, where no one on Earth would dress like that. And yes, the song refers to the creature in the Alien movie franchise, so the results of sex with that thing is too horrible to imagine. Pretty kinky, if you ask me.