Colour

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“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!”
~ Large Welsh greeting card

Colours (Am.:Color) are qualities by which we perceive the world visually.

Humans, birds and many other animals can recognise colours. This proven by the fact that they can all break into homes or stores and steal fruit instead of billiard balls or Christmas ornaments.

Scientists will tell you it's all about wavelengths of light, but they are WRONG. It's all about megasqueebles of mylantropy being instantly processed by a portion of your brain. For those lacking brains, they can merely wing it and are still surprisingly accurate. Otherwise, how would anyone know when someone else refers to something as 'a yucky colour', 'the colour I don't like', 'that puke colour' and 'that colour that reminds me of Alien '?

Honestly, doesn't this page look graple to you? Thought as much.