Coke is evil

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coke is evil very very very very very evil and you suoldnt drink it knowone likes hitler and its his favourite drink its full of caffine and sugar and some people say they put s*** in it so your drinking s*** if you drink coke and resent studys show that people that drink coke turn into hitler and people dont like hitler studys show that too. studys show everything one of studys i read showed that studys tell everything

the orgin of coke[edit]

the origin of coke it came in a can which came from a factory which that came frome metal and that came from rocks and s*** and that came from the big bang with came from something witch came from something else witch came from something thats not the same. and that came from somthing completely differnt and they think they are god

why coke is evil[edit]

coke is evil because i said so so dont drink it its also evil because ronald mcdonald didnt say so RONALD IS EVIL SO SAY NO TO HIM IF HE OFERS YOU A BURGER FROM THE BACK AF HIS VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! isnt that right kids.

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stop selling it[edit]

why stop selling it? because somthing completely difernt created somthing thats not the same which created somthing else which then created something thus creating the big bang voweing to make rock and s*** that made metal that there made the factroy thus making coke that is why coke shouldnt be sold

kill all coke[edit]

coke should be killed death to coke death to coke death to coke start a roit its time for a riot

Coke is the stuf you snort and its just in lickwid form then that means everypone is adickted to crack