Coca-Cola

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Ma! Ma! Brings as many straws as you can! The Coke flavor Slurpee machine busted over at the 7-11! Brain freeze here we come!

Coca Cola Ingredients[edit]

1% Cola 98% Coke 1% Canned death 47% balls Thats 147%!

Life Of Co Ca Cola[edit]

Many know of Co Ca Cola's soft drink, but not many know the story behind the life of this young man. Co Ca Cola was born in Virgin, Virgina in 1507. At birth he was a weakling. He would go AggggggggggggggggggggggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a lot. It made numerous people commit suicide. He then started smoking crack. He accidentally dropped some coke in a Pepsi once, and called it Pepsi-Cocaine. He was sued for taste infringement and copyright bypassing. He then bottled Pepsi in a red can and called it Coca Cola. This sold.