Cleveland is known to many as "The Mistake on the Lake", "The Misery Capital of the Nation", "The City without a Super Bowl", "The City where the Lake catches on Fire", "Where It's Always Next Year", or all of the above.
In 1796, Moses and his Brother-in-Law Cleveland settled in what would be called Cleveland by a coin-toss. It would flourish so much that the streets were paved with gold and by 1950...it was the 6th City with one hell of a Baseball and Football team!
The Fall of Cleveland
In 1969, the river caught on fire and all the fish got AIDS!
In 1972, the mayor's hair caught on fire and he jumped into the river and it caught on fire...again!
In 1977, the new mayor Dennis Kucinich put the city into default, causing him to catch fire and he too jumped in the river and the river caught on fire!
Hey...at least we're not Detroit!
Bertstown...a city with the same past!