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“Passers by were awe-struck by the unusually large amounts of blood.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Circle squaring
Good Christian Decency dictates that all circles be squared.
Circle squaring can only be accomplished through years of dedicated service. Circle-squarers are selected at birth by the goddess Geometria who makes her will known by removing the genitals and eyes from her chosen. This is because Geometria is scary.
The ritual of circle squaring takes approximately 4 minutes during which time the squarer will holler at the top of his voice. Upon completion of the ritual, the squarer will explode in a fiery cloud of organs and appendages.
Impact on Modern Life
Approximately 4% of all children born in the barbaric outlands are selected for Circle squaring. Circle squaring surpasses disease, famine, and war in total loss of life caused in the last thousand years.