Cillit Bang

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Clean all your coins!

“Removes bloodstains perfectly!”

~ Serial killer on Cillit Bang

“Hi, I'm Barry Scott (Makes mouth movements)”

~ Barry Scott on that dubbed advert

A cleaning fluid that removes anything... even yamama yoghourt.

Chemical components[edit]

“I know it was used in the Eighth World War by Suiseiseki against the Dirigibles and Super Japan

~ Desu on Random Insanity

“It made my mum go away.”

~ emo4eva on Cillit Bang

Invented by Johann Gambolputty von Ausfern-Splenden-Schlittel-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle- Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von-Knackertrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz- Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemayer- Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-This-Is-Beggining-To-Drag-On-Himbleeisen- Bahnwagen-Gutenabent-Bitte-Ein-Nörnburger-Bratwurstle-Gersputen-Mitz- Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Shonedanker-Kalbsfleisch-Auf-Weidersehn-Mittler -Aucher-von-Hautkopft-of-Ulm-tler VII.

See also, Dung Beetles[edit]

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