WackyDictionary:Cigarette

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Cigarette

  1. (noun), something to hang out of your mouth to look cool, whereas lollipops can only be pulled off by people who are big and ugly enough to beat the crap out of anyone who dares to laugh at them.
  2. (noun), something to give your pet goldfish to keep it from becoming bored and trying to kill you in your sleep.