“And you'll be screaming, screaming at the moon!”
~ Phyllis Hyman
||The Moon is currently blowed up by Mr. Norris.
Chuck Norris blows up the moon! Chuck Norris can, and he will. And he did.
How he did it
No, he didn't roundhouse kick it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of Russians, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Chuck said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".
Why he did it
Just like everyone else does stuff. To be cool. And it made him cool. He blowed up the moon.