Chuck Norris blows up the moon

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moon_phase_0.png The Moon is currently blowed up by Mr. Norris.

Chuck Norris blows up the moon! Chuck Norris can, and he will. And he did.

How he did it[edit]

No, he didn't roundhouse kick it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of Russians, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Chuck said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".

Why he did it[edit]

Just like everyone else does stuff. To be cool. And it made him cool. He blowed up the moon.

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