Chocolate

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Pet warning:

Pets, like cats and dogs:
Eating chocolate is hazardous to your health

Chocolate? You'd better get a load of the disambiguation.

“Did you know that I love chocolate? Oh wait...that wasn't my line.”

~ Willy Wonka on chocolate

Chocolate eats cheese.

Cheese isn't pleased.

So cheese ate...peas.

Wait, chocolate? Where does that come in?

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