Chinese Burns is the evil boss of Ho-ma Simpson and Way-lun Smitha. He owns a secret nuclear power plant outside Changsha. However, due to corruption, nobody knows that it melted down years ago and provides no electricity. Nevertheless, he is able to live the old warlord lifestyle in comfort. Like any evil warlord, he is often seen rubbing his hands together. However, he is merely playing with a miniature Rubik's Cube.