Gayboy

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Gay is a gay way of saying homosexual. Gay people aren't usually lesbians, unless a gay person had a sex change and then became lesbian. That would be a time wasting way of being a gay bisexual.

EH?[edit]

I don't know either. Anyway some people say gay stands for:

  • God's
  • Arse
  • Is
  • Young

Others reckon this is a cruel backronym.

Origins of gay[edit]

You really want to know? Well I don't, so go away. Yeah, I'm an ignoramus. Bite me. No, not there!

This article will probably be disappointing for you[edit]

Yeah. Ah well, things don't always go your way...

That's life. That's what Jeremy Beadle says used to say...
  • Diego Boneta as Drew Boley, an aspiring rocker who works as a busboy at The Bourbon Room.
  • Julianne Hough as Sherrie Christian, Drew's love interest who works as a waitress at The Bourbon Room but wishes to be an actress.
  • Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx, the lead singer of Arsenal.
  • Russell Brand as Lonny Barnett, the narrator of the story, the manager of The Bourbon Room and a close friend of Dennis.
  • Alec Baldwin as Dennis Dupree, the owner of The Bourbon Room and a close friend of Lonny.
  • Bryan Cranston as the Mayor, who along with his wife, plans to shut down The Bourbon Room.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones as the Mayor's wife, who wants to shut down The Bourbon Room.
  • Kevin Nash as Stacee Jaxx's body guard
  • Mary J. Blige as Justice Charlier, the owner of The Venus Club.
  • Paul Giamatti as Paul Gill
  • Malin Åkerman as Constance Sack
  • Will Forte as Mitch Miley
  • Anya Garnis as Destiny
  • Constantine Maroulis, Porcelain Black, Kidus Henok, Sebastian Bach and Nuno Bettencourt will feature in various cameos throughout the film.