Chicken nugget

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A Chicken Nugget is an annoying person who is very rarely normal, but can be normal on occasion if you offer him ketchup. Are you a chicken nugget? See here.

...You're a chicken nugget. Let's face it. Nobody likes a chicken nug crispy and delicious (that's D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S, for you spelling-impaired nuggets), or you will be thrown in the trash at a fast food joint.

You know, without a doubt, that you are a chicken nugget, if people call you "chicken nugget" for no apparent reason. Well, a chicken nugget isn't exactly a person, because it acts too friggen strange to be a person. So, you are not human!

you also like to sing low especially the words apple bottom jeans boots with the fur

The world is full of Chicken Nuggets, and you are probably one yourself. Everyone has known at least one chicken nugget in their life! Well, the above text states you aren't delicious, so be prepared to be eaten and/or make some kid fat.

And remember this... all chicken nuggets were chickens at one time. Then they were cooked. Probably because they were stupid enough to let some drunken idiot cut their heads off and cook them. Now, think about that.

Chicken Nugget Characteristics[edit]

You are a chicken nugget if...

  • You are, like, 10000 or 100 inches tall
  • You are either a complete, frickin' moron, and you know it, or you are smart, but act like a dumbass anyway.
  • You are fatter than everyone else
  • You're bald (duh..)
  • You have brown skin
  • You have trouble moving, because you lack arms and legs
  • You are very, very, very, very, very annoying (other guy: wait waaa..)
  • you like apple bottom jeans (boots with the fur)
  • You have a high fat content, just like everything else that comes from McDonald's.

Are you a Chicken Nugget?[edit]

Well, are you?

Of course you aren't! lol.[edit]

... Well, unless you fit the above description...

What are You Talking about?!?!?[edit]

Of course you are one! The article says so!

Just forget it...since when wa___[edit]

stop ik what you'll say. Figure it out yourself! Don't bother me with this! Bother by brother. I don't care

If you haven't figured out what a Chicken Nugget is by now...[edit]

A chicken nugget is a person who is highly annoying, and such a stupid, friggen idiot that it's just scary. Plus Delicious!! Many chicken nuggets die when a restaurant finds them, and they often die when they are eaten by fat people. These losers have no life, 'cuz they're just chicken nuggets!

Mean names, for insulting a Chicken Nugget[edit]

  • Nugget of the chicken
  • Chicken Nugget (Duh!)
  • Nugget
  • Little Nugget
  • Chuckie Nugget
  • [Insert name here] Nugget

The Bottom Line[edit]

So, the bottom line is... Don't be a Chicken Nugget! Unless you are one, which you are.

Oh and for your information, everyone is a chicken nugget. Later, nuggets of the chickens!

See Also...[edit]

  • Chicken -- Perhaps you looked like that at one time
  • McDonald's -- Most likely where you were born
  • Happy Meal -- The rest of your family
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