“Cheap, chewy, candies that taste like crud!”
~ Some kid
“I like to chew it chew it. I like to chew it chew it. I like to chew it chewit. I like to... chewit!”
~ Guy with no teeth
Chewits are meant to be
chewed spewed. They come in the form of crab apples with sharpie marker all over. I don't like to chew it, contrary to popular belief. In fact, I swallow mine whole because I have a death wish!
Flavours of chewit
- Turtle spit - particularly popular in Holland and/or parts of North Belgium, but not Gelderland.
- Corn - chewed by farmers in southern Alabama
- Petrol - discontinued due to the modern economic climate
- Monster belly button fluff and Srgakimbo