Cheese-burger Eddie theory
Cheese-burger Eddie theory is the belief that a female's eating patterns may affect her offspring genetic composition.
In simpler terms, woman eats Japanese food in turn having a Japanese baby.
Testing is currently in progress, with thousands of chosen females being force fed egg-rolls at this moment. You may think this theory is ridiculous, but its all fun and games until one pops out.
- Italian - pizza
- African American - watermelon/chicken
- Japanese - sushi
- Chinese - rice
- Australia - kangaroo
- Mexican - enchiladas
- Eskimo - ice
- Indian - buffalo
- Irish - potatoes
- Russian - boshit
- Hawaiian - pineapples
- Iraqi - dead dog
- Egyptian - crocodiles
- Martian - Mars bacteria (newly discovered, although a women
wouldn't eat that stuff, it is an ingredient in Banana Mars shakes made by astronauts.)
List may vary and/or be added to.
too shitty for Wikipedia,
but Wackypedia barely accepts it.