Cheese

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For anti-cheesists, see Why Cheese isnt funneh

“I've never had French Cheese but I'm willing to try. Anyone else out there brie-curious?”

~ Jessica Alba on her cheese fantasies
Cheeeeeese

Cheese does not follow suit. Nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case. It is a most pleasingly plagiarizing apparition, not to mention some Grue cheesily. And beware of the cheese, for it is a most vile and evil thing! Even more evil than The Big Cheese. Unpurely, nastily evil, unlike pure evil, which is divine. (disregard that, for it is a nose) Cheese in fact seeks to devour the universe!

Some do not agree, though; in fact[citration needed], some even go as far as to suggest that cheese is the worst!

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Cheese is good for you and your knees!!![edit]

Cheese is round yellow and smelly, I like cheese filling my belly!!

A sinisterly cheesy mumble is heard...[edit]

Cheese knows carrots; carrots know cheese!
It is all connected. Yes, yes it is!
Far beyond the sphere of nose...

Hihihi...

DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE, GROMMIT??!!??!!??!!
I'M CRACKERS FOR CHEESE!!


Effects of eating cheese before you go to bread[edit]


NIGHTMARES!!


CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotato EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!


Things are chees( sorry, I took a bite of that word.

PIE[edit]

MY EYES ARE PIES

See also[edit]