- For anti-cheesists, see Why Cheese isnt funneh
“I've never had French Cheese but I'm willing to try. Anyone else out there brie-curious?”
Cheese does not follow suit. Nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case. It is a most pleasingly plagiarizing apparition, not to mention some Grue cheesily. And beware of the cheese, for it is a most vile and evil thing! Even more evil than The Big Cheese. Unpurely, nastily evil, unlike pure evil, which is divine. (disregard that, for it is a nose) Cheese in fact seeks to devour the universe!
Cheese is good for you and your knees!!!
Cheese is round yellow and smelly, I like cheese filling my belly!!
A sinisterly cheesy mumble is heard...
I'M CRACKERS FOR CHEESE!!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotato EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Things are chees( sorry, I took a bite of that word.
MY EYES ARE PIES