Song

      You are probably here by mistake and searching for Phyllis Hyman, no doubt?

      You are probably here by mistake and searching for Alicia Keys, no doubt?

Did you mean: me? ~ Tamia

This is a song I wrote for my friend, John.

Ahem.

John you suck,

You smell of poo.

You look like an elephant

And I hate you.

Oh yeah.

Harmonica solo

See also

• A Song By Jon
• Oooooh