Cauliflower

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The way it is.

Cauliflower is reverse broccoli.

With the genetic material of James Bond movies producer Albert "Cubby" Broccoli removed, the resultant plant becomes cauliflower. This is one of the most hated vegetables of all time, in comparison with the current favorite broccoli. Go figure.

This dislike of cauliflower goes back millions and millions of years. As the plants were too small to bother with by Wooly mammoths and giant sloths, cauliflower was plentiful. So, when a hunt for those big critters failed, grumpy human beings were left with cauliflower to eat. It did not help when people went from eating the stems to eating the flower heads, what we know as cauliflower today.

People fail to remember that cauliflower has had important uses in history. They keep forgetting that in every zombie apocalypse to date, cauliflower dyed pink has fooled zombies. Then the taste and cooked smell eventually gets them to reject brains as something edible. Remember that the next time you get into a cauliflower fight in the supermarket.

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