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Categories are not to be confused with gory cats. Or cateogries, for that matter.

Do not confuse them with cattle gories, a result of cows' tastes for horror movies.

Meanwhile cat o' gories are Irish things. And cattle ogres are something else altogether if the temperature is any indication of the channel of ghostlike apparitions plaguing Milwaukee and its environs at the moment. Where is Mothman when you need him? In January, the snow covers all cats, cattle and ogres, so in the end, all methods of categorization are futile.