Cars

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live

In cars!

Here on my cow

I got two horns to beep

I can make you go meep

It keeps me stable for hours

On cows!

Here's Simon Cowell

Where the image breaks down

Will you visit him please?

In his padded cell

That's Cowell!

Here in my cowl

I am Batman, I think

the Joker's in jail

And my tights are just right

In cowls!