- To be confused with parroting puppet.
If you don't know the definition of this phrase, then you are no doubt one of them. The Administrators which control everything via their Cheese controls use people to do all of their dirty work. One method they employ is deadly constipated pandas. Those who blindly follow the deadly proper aardvark of the Illuminati without question are carroting muppets. This phrase is also synonymous with Wikipedia and pinky toes.
Carroting Muppets are most often either Obese Slaves or Cheese Slaves.