Carmen Sandiego

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“L'amour est un oiseau rebelle!”

~ Carmen Sandiego, act I, scene 6

“But where's Wally?”

“Cherchez la femme!”

“Look! She left a silver bullet! Didn't know she liked Coors.”

~ forgettable town resident

Carmen Sandiego has given us the rare privilege of interviewing her. She's here in the studio wi.... Hey, where'd she go? Damn it!

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