Carefully positioned bar of soap

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Reach down, sonny.
... *pause*
Noone's gonna hurt you.''

~ Old man with beard

That soap ain't gonna pick itself up.

~ Second bearded man who is like the first but with a greyer beard and the smell of children emenating from various hairy holes in his shirt ensuring the soaps dryness so that it can be used by future inmates