Car

A real life ghost car caught on CCTV.

“I am a driving god!”

~ Person in a car

“Car the blar the far the car, hello carry! CAR. Vote car for prez.”

~ Jimmy Carr

“CAR, THE CAR AND NOTHING BUT THE CAR.”

~ Oath

Car are bar. Vote car biatch!

I once had a car

I drove it very far

I drove it through some tar

And now it doesn't go so far

George Hamburg

The 'carre'

“The car (ahem) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!”

~ Jeremy Clarkson

Cars can now be purchased from high street supermarkets.

Cars were a bad pop group.

See also

In space, no one can hear you scream when you get sucked into a black hole with the radio on.

• Autoeroticism
• Flat tire
• Cars
• CARZ!!!