Captain Oblivious is a superhero in the Harvey Comics universe.
His powers of immunity to reality are so strong, that it has leaked out of his mighty brain, influencing most of the first world's population. The 2008 financial crisis wiping out people's savings and throwing them out of their homes? No problem. Russia invading their neighbors? No problem, either.
Some experts think that the secret identity of Captain Obvious is The One Called Dubya, while others say it is Donald Trump. Whoever it is, it is clear that Captain Obvious rules all our lives.
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