Captain Kirk

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Captain Kirk on the bridge of USS Enterprise.

Captain Kirk is a guy who pilots some sort of space ship. Captain Kirk also goes around the galaxy, nailing green chicks, kicking Klingon ass, and entering Karaoke contests.

Awesome things Captain Kirk has done.[edit]

Had more chicks, than Tiger Woods, Hugh Hefner, and Wilt Chamberlain, combined.

Did awesome covers of Beatles tunes.

Did serveral commericals on TV.

Saved whales, on more than one occasion.

Gave Kahn a wedgie, more than once.

Beat the crap out out of a green lizard alien.

Met Abraham Lincoln.

Performed Shakespeare plays in space.

Kicked the crap out of Klingon, many, many, many times.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Captain Kirk, or simply go here.

Let's face it, Captain Kirk is a million times cool, than you and I can ever hope to be.